Guerini Guy
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A teacher is explaining biology to her young students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler that lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been very scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F_ck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the teacher had to leave the room !
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler that lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been very scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F_ck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the teacher had to leave the room !
