TESCO

[Guerini Guy]

I'm not interested in Tesco's burgers now I've heard they have got horse meat in them.

But you should try their meatballs . . . . . . . . . . . they're the dog's bollocks !  

:bbq:

 

[Iggy]

To be honest when the news broke I was more alarmed to hear there was any form of meat in a Tesco burger.

 

[Will Hewland]

Their burgers are great if you are keeping fit. Low in sugar, high in Shergar.

 

[Guerini Guy]

Tesco have now sacked their man in charge of meat purchasing . . . . . but they're having trouble finding someone to take over the reins  ickeat:

 

[wylye]

What do you put on your Tesco burger?  Ten quid each way!

 

[Guerini Guy]

"but they're having trouble finding someone to take over the reins"

Not surprised . . . . who would want to be saddled with that job ?

 

[teepee1234]

The price of Tesco burgers has dropped, but not furlong...

Tesco scored highly in a recent gallop poll...

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge - and they're off!

New kids food in budget supermarket - my lidl pony.

Had a Tesco burger the other day - gave me the trots.

Tesco veggie burgers now found to contain uni quorn...

 

[MARK-POACHER]

Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the tesco's burgers containing horsemeat.

My condition is now stable, I have had the trots but after overcoming a few hurdles, i'm odds on to make a full recovery! !

 

[Will Hewland]

Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the tesco's burgers containing horsemeat.

My condition is now stable, I have had the trots but after overcoming a few hurdles, i'm odds on to make a full recovery! !

You won't feel bad fur-long..

 

[Michael]

"but they're having trouble finding someone to take over the reins"

Not surprised . . . . who would want to be saddled with that job ?

Thats a BIT of a laugh

 

[Guerini Guy]

OK, so you've eaten a Tesco burger . . . . . . . . . why the long face ?

 

[Hamster]

I've heard of meat that's well hung but this is ridiculous.

 

[Dog Tyred]

After the horse meat in Tesco burgers Primark have announced that they have found camel toes in their leggings!

DT