what have I missed

[Les53]

Ha! Ha! You fell for that old chestnut? Les, that was a plate of vomit. Washed down with lager and anything would be devoid of taste.

That's the first thing they do when they spot the Englishman abroad after you cross the bridge. Did you not find them laughing at you?  :sarcastic:

No Mike, it's true, I was with the Welsh bugger at the time! My wife said it was disgusting but even she eats it now! If you ain't had it, you ain't lived!Not only that....his wife does a really mean corned beef pie too! Covered in baked beans with tomato ketchup!

 

[Wonko the Sane]

I dunno.  That all just sounds so wrong.