what not to know

[Les53]

Jesus wept!!!! This is doing my head in! Ian you have a much to answer for pal. !!!!

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Jesus wept!!!! This is doing my head in! Ian you have a much to answer for pal. !!!!

Is that a #1 or a #2?

 

[ips]

Jesus wept!!!! This is doing my head in! Ian you have a much to answer for pal. !!!!

Sorry pal, we will discuss in detail in April

 

[Les53]

Sorry pal, we will discuss in detail in April

How long you down for....a week?!!!!

 

[ips]

I wish but i cant afford southern cost of living, its grim up north mate we live off tripe black pudding and mild ale.

 

[Sian]

And Lidl pizza!

 

[Wonko the Sane]

At least you've managed to get the rocks out of your diet.

Good going!

 

[Les53]

I wish but i cant afford southern cost of living, its grim up north mate we live off tripe black pudding and mild ale.

Yeah right...and we all wear smocks,have bits of straw hanging out of our mouths and say ooo aaarrgh!

 

[ips]

Yeah right...and we all wear smocks,have bits of straw hanging out of our mouths and say ooo aaarrgh!

that's certainly the impression us northeners have and furthermore i will be disappointed if you are not dressed in that way in April

 

[Les53]

that's certainly the impression us northeners have and furthermore i will be disappointed if you are not dressed in that way in April

We are going to look a right pair!!!! Me in my smock and you in your frock!!!!! :laugh:

 

[no.1topdog]

So that's what you Transvestites do at the weekend - Trap Shooting!

Well, at least you can rest assured not many people will see you! (ouch!!)  :sarcastic:

 

[Les53]

So that's what you Transvestites do at the weekend - Trap Shooting!

Well, at least you can rest assured not many people will see you! (ouch!!)  :sarcastic:

Oh that's it Mike.......typical hedge monkey sort of comment!!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with cross dressing trap shooters! Mind you Ian does seem to stagger about a bit  in those six inch heels he wears, a bit reminiscent of a sort of Dick Emery character! He also has an awful job trying to find handbags that are big enough to take 250 shells as well as his make up and mirror. :spruceup:

 

[no.1topdog]

Oh that's it Mike.......typical hedge monkey sort of comment!!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with cross dressing trap shooters! Mind you Ian does seem to stagger about a bit  in those six inch heels he wears, a bit reminiscent of a sort of Dick Emery character! He also has an awful job trying to find handbags that are big enough to take 250 shells as well as his make up and mirror. :spruceup:

Ooooooooh! He is awful.............But I like him!!

I'll bet he keeps the cartidges in those bloomers he wears, legs tied with string at the knee so they don't fall out??

Do you think he's reading this Les?  I hope not!!  :sarcastic:

 

[Les53]

Ooooooooh! He is awful.............But I like him!!

I'll bet he keeps the cartidges in those bloomers he wears, legs tied with string at the knee so they don't fall out??

Do you think he's reading this Les?  I hope not!!  :sarcastic:

I don't think so, I think he's having his nails done today!!!! Or is it his high-lights?

 

[ips]

Bastards

yes i am reading this

 

[Wonko the Sane]

I'll just assume that weather and diet contribute to these little cultural quirks

and I mention that in a totally non-judgmental way, of course.  Good to know that you all are having fun with your hobbies.

carry on    ilot:

 

[Les53]

Bastards

yes i am reading this

Have you got the nails done Ian? Just found me smocks, three of em, will wash em up nice for April!!

ps. Not sure how people will view trap shooting if bingle picks this up,which it will, may even do the sport some good!!!

 

[Wonko the Sane]

this might be instructive

 

[ips]

Ha, yes les camp trap its the future.

 

[no.1topdog]

I'll just assume that weather and diet contribute to these little cultural quirks

and I mention that in a totally non-judgmental way, of course.  Good to know that you all are having fun with your hobbies.

carry on    ilot:

Wonko, think of it like "cabin fever". We may not get snowed in for months on end but we live on this very small (by your standards) island, and all it ever does is rain! rain! rain! And we only have pie & chips with a cup of tea to eat and drink.

No wonder we are all cranky and living in mirror land (only the mirror is cracked on our side!!)  :sarcastic: