Foot blown off

[Will Hewland]

I'm sure if his actions were deemed dangerous then the authorities will be hopping mad. He will be brought to heel and made to act instep with correct practice in future.

 

[clayclouter]

HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A STEADY CHARACTER A BIT FOOTLOOSE IF YOU ASK ME !!

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

Hate to be a kill joy, but the title to this thread has just given every Gooogling-Binging-Jeevesing anti more ammunition against the UK shooting fraternity ...

 

[Dog Tyred]

Not sure this is a joking matter if its actually true :huh:     but I'm sure heel get over it.

DT

 

[Will Hewland]

Agreed. Our sense of humour is a bit limp.

 

[paulos]

I hear his missus did the same. Eileen, she's called... <_<

 

[ianmaney]

Wonder what he's doing with his slippers ?

 

[Darkside]

Hate to be a kill joy, but the title to this thread has just given every Gooogling-Binging-Jeevesing anti more ammunition against the UK shooting fraternity ...

When it gets to the stage of censorship by paranoia, where you are too scared to crack a joke in public or lampoon some unfortunate sods stupidity on a forum for fear or "giving the anti's ammunition" it's time to leave and move to a less oppressive society...like Russia

Grow a spine, get some balls, there is no harm in this thread...just some witty puns that should focus the mind to what happens when people do silly things

 

[ExSCA]

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[Chard]

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:lol: :.: :lol: :.: :lol:

 

[Salopian]

Apparently his wife is hopping mad, she's just bought him some new slippers for Christmas.

I cheered her up, at least his socks will last twice as long.

He used to be Nottingham's Okey Cokey Champion.

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

When it gets to the stage of censorship by paranoia, where you are too scared to crack a joke in public or lampoon some unfortunate sods stupidity on a forum for fear or "giving the anti's ammunition" it's time to leave and move to a less oppressive society...like Russia

Grow a spine, get some balls, there is no harm in this thread...just some witty puns that should focus the mind to what happens when people do silly things

Wind your neck in you clown.

 

[JFM66]

Do you think she will sell the slippers to me at a knock down price?

 

[Darkside]

Wind your neck it you clown.

If your going to have a pop, at least type a sentence that is coherent...who's the clown???

 

[Clanchief]

He was Paddy the Pot Shotter, Irelands failed DTL Olympic hope.

He gave it a foot at the bead instead of a foot at the clay. 

 

[Darkside]

Just as well he has only trying to messure a foot of lead and not two...he wouldn't had had a leg to stand on!!!

 

[Clanchief]

If your going to have a pop, at least type a sentence that is coherent...who's the clown???

I saw taht and tohuhgt taht it was rlaely fnuny, the tinhg is it deos'nt mettar wihch odrer the letetrs are in as lnog as the frist and lsat leretrs are cerorct, the biran pikcs the wrod up as a pciurte, olny puasnig wehn it sees a new wrod.

 

[RobertBeard]

I've always fancied a Pied a Terre :lol:

 

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When it gets to the stage of censorship by paranoia, where you are too scared to crack a joke in public or lampoon some unfortunate sods stupidity on a forum for fear or "giving the anti's ammunition" it's time to leave and move to a less oppressive society...like Russia

)

We are already in Russia......and about to have an Emperor Zero.

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

I see the clique has descended....   Tragic.

Mind you, any wannabe can pass themselves off as "hard" from the anonymity of the Internet, tells you all you need to know.