Hamster Vs Darkside?

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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooving on......as I am grooooooooooooooooooooooaning in pain on the shippon floor.....holding double stomachs .....true story.

Can I help you Matt.....

Two cows are out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow, looks at him and says, "Moooooo!"

"That's funny, dude," the other cow replies, "I was just about to say the same thing!"

 

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Q: What do you call a male cow that swallows a hand grenade?

A: Abominable

Q: What do you call the cow 5 seconds later?

A: Noble

 

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What goes.....

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

A cow with no lips

:laugh:

 

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What do you call a cow with two legs shorter than the others?

lean beef

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

And just for good measure, What do you call a cow dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter he won't come anyway.

 

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That cow that jumped over the barbed-wire fence.........udder disaster..!!

 

[Aspire]

Nicola,you're making me nervous! Well,I've always suffered with angusiety...

 

[RobertBeard]

If Darkside doesn't appear soon we will have to ask the Rare Breeds Survival Trust to put him on the endangered species list like the Native Aberdeen Angus!

 

[Hamster]

He's either on a tripecal island somewhere or has udderworldly veal power.

 

[Salopian]

He may have gone to Cowes or Bullgaria or so I'd heard

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Amazing!  Four pages!!

I'm totally cowed by the co(w)mments

 

[Hamster]

Time to reflect and take stockman.

 

[Jeremy Baker]

Surely at the rump of the thread now.
The prime has gone....

 

[chippy]

Is this the definition of " talking till the cows come home"

 

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Go on milk it for all its worth.

It is all getting a bit tough for me to chew the crud anymoooooooooooooooooooooooore...

 

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P.s. I got Ice bucket challenged today....hope you laughed at the video posted because I felt a right silly moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[ips]

Flaming eck you lot are seriously weird.

I actually feel a bit sorry for james, he seems to be taking a lot of stick but I am sure he has broad enough shoulders.

Anyway what exactly is the story here what did I miss, whats this bet all about and why ?

 

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Moooooooooooooooooooooooooney

 

[Hamster]

Flaming eck you lot are seriously weird.

I actually feel a bit sorry for james, he seems to be taking a lot of stick but I am sure he has broad enough shoulders.

Anyway what exactly is the story here what did I miss, whats this bet all about and why ?

It wasn't a bet as such but would have been nice to have seen him, perhaps next year.

 

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Yeah.....mooooooooooooooooooooooe too.

 

[Darkside]

I have no beef with any/most of you, I know ewe are all just horsing around, no need to bleat on!!! I will meat Hammy some day, shoot some clays with him maybe, no need to be sheepish, it cud be fun, I herd it was a good shoot, I can't kid you, I feel like I've goat to go next year if possible, it could yield a good result, I cud barley hide my disappointment at not getting to shoot on pastures new, I oat to wheat un till I know the date of next years shoot before I plough too much effort into planning next years campaign. It won't all be milk and honey, my skill level will need to grow if I want to harvest a regular bounty at shoots both North and South of the border...or all this talk could just be bullsh*t!!!

Hammy, I was booked into the shoot clay cup, had to withdraw because my relief milkers were both unavailable that weekend (and the next), it's a shame you didn't shoot the British Open, we could have compared scores...