Those that have suggested improvements have omitted to include a most important addition. That's the bracket where the bell fits, the bell that one must ring when approaching the stand with an auto while calling out "Unclean, Unclean".
I really don't understand what the stuff about pre pubescent girls and indeed boys is all about. It's all a bit "Tie me Kangaroo Down" and "Jim'll Fix It" for me.
Talking of Apes - and completely off topic, I've just got back from Gibraltar. It would appear that they've herded up all the famous Rock apes, and corralled a bunch of them up on the top of the Rock where they won't steal stuff from tourists or eat windscreen wipers.
The rest they have sent, of all places, to Glasgow Zoo!! Dammit that's virtually Arctic up there compared to their normal (very cosy) climate. I am appalled that we humans are capable of such cruelty.