surprise

[darthmk38]

me and the wife have,nt spoken for a few days

my fault again

so i thought i,d surprise her when she got home 

from work last night

well what can i say 

the sparks flew

she fell at my feet 

and we had sex on the kitchen floor

i love my new taser 

 

[Pirate Salmon]

Dark, very dark, but made me chuckle!


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[Il postino]

very funny