Firearm officer due for a visit.

[Les53]

6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.......

1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22;

2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;

3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;

4. Guns function normally everyday;

5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it;

And the best one........

6. YOU CAN BUY A

SILENCER FOR A GUN!

Brilliant Ian ! :.: :.:

 

[Al-Nitro]

6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.......

1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22;

2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;

3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;

4. Guns function normally everyday;

5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it;

And the best one........

6. YOU CAN BUY A

SILENCER FOR A GUN!

hahaha !! I got to show this to the Missus !!!!

 

[Les53]

are we taking guns or women now

I would guess both Ian!!! :.:

 

[40UP]

If you're really good you can get one for free. Provided you use it for twelve months. Sometimes they won't take it back. Then you're stuck with it.

 

[ips]

Never been good enough at it myself and definately never had one for free. I have had more than i care to remember that i liked at first but didnt like the second time as much, i have been known to have a go with other peoples and quite liked the experience but i think it was mainly the excitement factor as none of the blokes new i had had a go.

 

[40UP]

are we taking guns or women now

 

[RobertBeard]

I just had to go back and see how we got onto this tack as I couldn't relate the posts to the thread title.

I see now that someone compared guns to women which explains it all

 

[ips]

Its called digression

a long way in this case. .

 

[Les53]

Its called digression

a long way in this case. .

Comes with age Ian! EErrrr what am I doing here? Where am I? MMMM senior moment ! :.: :.:

 

[VicW]

2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;

I have done this but you must remember he will want to try yours as well !!

Vic.

 

[ips]

good point. ha

 

[Les53]

I have done this but you must remember he will want to try yours as well !!

Vic.

The voice of experience eh Vic? .

 

[Salopian]

I have had loads, Germans, Italians and Japanese, had two English made, now I've got one from Shropshire that looks like I will keep for ever.

 

[Al-Nitro]

I was under the impression Firearm officers were scary

This officer is a real gentleman. He sourced a secondhand gun cabinet , delivered it to my house and even helped me carry it upstairs :wink: Bloody bargain too !!!

 

[Mick.J]

I was under the impression Firearm officers were scary

This officer is a real gentleman. He sourced a secondhand gun cabinet , delivered it to my house and even helped me carry it upstairs :wink: Bloody bargain too !!!

Should of asked him to fix it to your wall while he was there! At least he would know how it was held on!!!!!!!!!

Must of cost a fortune in biscuits and tea! :.:

 

[Les53]

Should of asked him to fix it to your wall while he was there! At least he would know how it was held on!!!!!!!!!

Must of cost a fortune in biscuits and tea! :.:

Mick it's probably his brother in law or some other relative! :.:

 

[RobertBeard]

Should of asked him to fix it to your wall while he was there! At least he would know how it was held on!!!!!!!!!

Must of cost a fortune in biscuits and tea! :.:

Apologies for perhaps nitpicking in some eyes but I have a 30+ year old daughter that teaches at a Grammar School and I'm afraid that I am always picking her up on this as it drives me mad and she should know better and I don't want her passing it on to her school kids.

It should be "Should have asked him"

and "Must have cost"

 

[Les53]

Apologies for perhaps nitpicking in some eyes but I have a 30+ year old daughter that teaches at a Grammar School and I'm afraid that I am always picking her up on this as it drives me mad and she should know better and I don't want her passing it on to her school kids.

It should be "Should have asked him"

and "Must have cost"

Well thas the trubble innit Robert? Iss the bluddie teachas innit, thay dunno ow ta tech proper theez dayz innit!!!! No wot I meen man? :.: :.:

 

[Mick.J]

Apologies for perhaps nitpicking in some eyes but I have a 30+ year old daughter that teaches at a Grammar School and I'm afraid that I am always picking her up on this as it drives me mad and she should know better and I don't want her passing it on to her school kids.

It should be "Should have asked him"

and "Must have cost"

My Humble apology Sir! It will not happen again. And quite frankly i do not give a sh*t. Do i hold my hand out now?

 

[Les53]

My Humble apology Sir! It will not happen again. And quite frankly i do not give a sh*t. Do i hold my hand out now?

Go to the back of the class and put your hands on your head! :.: