Brilliant Ian ! :.: :.:6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.......
1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22;
2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;
3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;
4. Guns function normally everyday;
5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it;
And the best one........
6. YOU CAN BUY A
SILENCER FOR A GUN!