The Hijack thread

[Les53]

I'm in need of loads of reading matter, to help with the tedious boredom and drip fed tramadol nurse.

Talk...sleep...wake up...read...sleep...etc!

You Ok Harley? Oooh nurses, I like nurses. I presume your nurse has stockings and suspenders on? Come pal, tell us what she's like, I bet she's about 6ft tall with legs up to her neck and every time she bends over you, all the bits are in view eh? Take some pics and put them on here mate, PLEASE PUT THEM ON HERE !!!! :blink:

 

[Les53]

I am on early watch Jack.

RAF eh, was born and brought up on RAF stations

Roger Vic. RNAS Hijack now fully manned and standing by. No bandits or surface raiders on radar.

 

[Les53]

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?

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bee coss it iz! :.:

 

[Les53]

All stations, all stations, all stations, This is RNAS Hijack. This is the forecast for Hijack area as at 14.15 hrs today, Sea state...slight. Cloud cover 100%...1500 ft. Wind SSW...3. This is RNAS Hijack. Out.

 

[Harley]

If it weren't the fact I have bad luck, I would have no luck at all.

Had a nasty RTA last Friday been in hospital all week, broke two small bones in me neck, got me a nice comfy neck brace, and the rugby has started so for me I'm as happy as a pig in sh*te.

The nurses were all fat and from Samoa and all I wished for was a traditional nurse with seamed stockings to give me my daily bed bath, but in reality I got a nurse with hard skin on her hands, she must of been a ex road worker, as I got a all over bed wash and exfoliation at the same time.

So for me I'm a whole week behind with shooting, reading, stalking, eating good food and drinking good beer.

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[Harley]

Come on ye jocks, lets not let them Boks get ahead, as they will not stop!

 

[ips]

ouch hope you better soon Harley me old chum. Pity about the nurses what a drag nhs aint what it used to be

 

[Maxum]

Get well soon H.

 

[ips]

Why cant i find a black waistcoat anywhere in Windsor ?

 

[Harley]

it takes a lot more than this too keep me down mate im more concerned about the rugby results and the fact I cant shoot for a while.

 

[ips]

Bummer

 

[Harley]

You tried eBay for your waistcoat?

 

[ips]

No mate but been in every single shop in Windsor today and not one to be found apparently there out of fashion how is a traditional mens garment like a waistcoat ever out of fashion good job i brought me tank top off out for meal in town now. Take care pal.

 

[ianmaney]

Never mind it'll soon be summer, back to shooting in shorts and flip flops !

 

[Jeremy Baker]

Le Chameau Flip flops

 

[ianmaney]

Le Chameau Flip flops

Of course daaaaaarling !!!

 

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No mate but been in every single shop in Windsor today and not one to be found apparently there out of fashion how is a traditional mens garment like a waistcoat ever out of fashion good job i brought me tank top off out for meal in town now. Take care pal.

http://www.edeandravenscroft.co.uk/

 

[ips]

Ooh thanks nic Will have a propper look at that tomoz.

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

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Enjoy.

 

[Les53]

Shooting wimples now available at www.nuns-with-guns.com

Enjoy.

Is it a porn site?