The Hijack thread

[Les53]

Why do bacon sandwiches taste so much better when one is pissed? Hic !!

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

Why do bacon sandwiches taste so much better when one is pissed? Hic !!

And when they've been made by someone else

 

[ExSCA]

I find bacon sandwiches taste better the further West I eat them.

 

[Harley]

some ideas for sleeping would be great, arghhh...!

 

[Les53]

Booze Harley! Lots of it, works every time mate!!

 

[Les53]

I find bacon sandwiches taste better the further West I eat them.

But do you make them in the east and transport them west? If so I presume they travel well.

 

[Les53]

09.33hrs UTC. Jack on station. No bandits or surface raiders on radar. Out.

 

[ips]

Roger Jack. Victor traveling due north eta 14.00 standing by on channel drivel.

 

[Les53]

Roger Jack. Victor traveling due north eta 14.00 standing by on channel drivel.

Roger Vic, channel drivel is working channel. Stand by. Out.

 

[Les53]

Is there a book that contains all those "celeb" types who seem to appear on I'm a Celeb Get me Out Of here? If there is, then must be a register of god only knows how many people that no bugger has even heard of! I hate the prog but I sometimes get sight of it as my wife watches it. There are people on there that I've never seen, or never heard of, not to mention the has beens that I thought were dead. So we now have an MP who nodody had even heard of until she went on that show, some singer that nobody seems to remember, not to mention various others that nobody ever herard of! Is it me or is it total sh*te? :angry:

 

[ExSCA]

Yes - it's called OK, Now, Heat magazine...

 

[Les53]

Yes - it's called OK, Now, Heat magazine...

Sound like a whole new sub culture to me Matt!

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

But do you make them in the east and transport them west? If so I presume they travel well.

I suspect he has to put them on his SGC to transport them.

 

[Les53]

Roger Jack. Victor traveling due north eta 14.00 standing by on channel drivel.

This is Jack on channel drivel, what is your current position and revised ETA? Over.

 

[Les53]

Ever been fed up getting stuck behind a tractor? Check this out! If only all tractors were made like this! :.:

https://www.youtube....&v=9yHl24QynOM#!

 

[Shaun Hopkins]

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?

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Dyslexics rule KO!

 

[newbie]

Mentally scarred. Exposed to something called towie by the wife. WTF... Ae there really people that thick able to walk around and breathe at the same time?

 

[Lock Stock & Barrel]

It comes as a shock when you find out that Disney has lied to you all your life.

Snow White - essentially the tale of a slapper who's shacked-up with seven diminutive blokes, all with names indicative of their drug habits.

 

[Clanchief]

Statistically speaking 6 out of 7 Dwarves are not Happy !

 

[Les53]

Statistically speaking 6 out of 7 Dwarves are not Happy !

And what is the seventh so happy about anyway?