For those who want to celebrate/commiserate/just be glad to get out of the sun on Wednesday night, I'm thinking some beers might be in order. The more the merrier (both in participants and pints)!
Option 1: The Seaview, Bur Dubai. The club in this down-market hotel is an institution. The lady clientele are extremely friendly, and may ask even the ugliest chap if he'd "like a date". The live band play 70s and 80s rock covers alarmingly well. I would add that I have taken my wife there along with a female friend, and we were shown to a table at the front where a bouncer stayed all night to make sure no one messed with my b*tches.
Option 2: Hibiki, Hyatt Regency, Deira. Karaoke, baby! The host, a charming Philipino chap, has quite a pair of lungs on him and will do the high notes for you if you ask nicely. Great atmosphere with the only downside (apart from bottled beer only) being that at some point, you may have to follow me... And if you really do want some lass who's way out of your league offering you "a date", there's a club downstairs for that sort of thing.
Any takers?